Dazed and Confused (1993) *****

 

I've been catching up on some classic horror films lately, and the lesson from those is that teenagers hang out, get drunk, get high, get laid, and then get killed. It's nice to revisit a movie about teens doing the first four, without having to get slaughtered. Richard Linklater's coming-of-age story is a classic slice of life, full of classic lines and classic rock.

The film takes place on the last day of school, in Austin, TX, 1976. A varied collection of students prepare for their summer. For the rising Seniors who happen to be jocks and cheerleaders, this means hazing the incoming Freshman, a time-honored process that will continue all summer. On the receiving end of this abuse are Mitch and Sabrina, who tolerate the hazing and are rewarded by getting to hang out and party all night with the older kids. Rising Senior Randall “Pink” Floyd is the star quarterback, and he takes part in the hazing halfheartedly. Pink basically gets along with everyone, including the stoners at his school, and he lacks the sadism of his fellow athletes. He spends the night debating whether he should continue playing football, which will involve signing a hypocritical, “voluntary” pledge to avoid alcohol and drugs.

Not everyone in the film is a popular jock or cheerleader. The story includes stoners, thugs, and nerds, including a trio of intellectuals who cruise around overthinking everything, trying to find a literal party and trying to find the party in themselves.

The most memorable character in “Dazed and Confused” was almost a footnote. David Wooderson is one of those guys in his early 20s who still hangs around high school kids, leching on the girls, and trying to act cool and wise. In the original script, Wooderson was just an extra. The legend goes that Matthew McConaughey, a film student at the time, spotted casting director Don Phillips in an Austin bar, and introduced himself. The two hit it off, and Phillips offered him the small part. Once McConaughey got on set and started bringing the character to life, everyone was blown away, the part was expanded, and Wooderson became a classic character with lines like “That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older; they stay the same age.”

More lighthearted than “Fast Times at Ridgemont High, “ and without the obligatory tragedy of “American Graffiti,” “Dazed and Confused” is much closer to a slice of real teenage life, although a bit idealized. Belying its title, the film depicts teens who are much cooler and more self-aware than my friends and I ever were. It's a reasonable fantasy, though, about a perfect party night, hanging with friends and making new friends, meeting a guy or girl, and feeling cool.

5 stars out of 5

Miller's Crossing (1990) *****

 

We all have a handful of films that are absolute favorites, and the Coen brothers' “Miller's Crossing” is one of mine.

Gabriel Byrne plays Tom, top advisor to Leo, a crime boss played by Albert Finney. Leo owns the city, but he is slipping. Out of affection for a dancer named Verna (Marcia Gay Harden), Leo is protecting her cheating scumbag of a brother, Bernie (John Turturro), and that protection triggers a gang war. Leo is a complete simp for Verna, who is just using him, so Tom plays both sides against the middle in an attempt to save Leo from himself.

I wouldn't want to give away any more of the plot, which, with all its setups and double-crosses, requires you to pay some attention. It's well worth the time, and worth multiple viewings. This is simply a perfect movie. Gabriel Byrne plays Tom as a cipher, a man of complex loyalties whom we never fully understand. I could write volumes about this character, but in the end I'm still not sure how many of his actions were carefully planned and how many decisions were simply made on the fly. The supporting cast is outstanding, each better than the last, including Finney, Turturro, Steve Buscemi, and others. Really, every actor who crosses the screen in this movie gets a chance to shine.

The thing about writing about a perfect movie is that there isn't a whole lot to say. The plot, dialogue, acting, even the music are golden. If you like gangster movies, you simply have to see it, and if you don't like gangster movies, you will after watching “Miller's Crossing.”

5 stars out of 5

Coming 2 America (2021) ****

 

“Now, more than ever” is the official tagline of the Covid pandemic, and now, more than ever, we need a feel-good movie. “Coming 2 America” is that movie, for fans of the original film, at least.

When last we saw Prince Akeem, of the African nation of Zamunda, he had found his queen in Queens, NY. I figured they were just going to live happily ever after. That was 1988, in the Eddie Murphy classic, “Coming to America.” 2020-2021 has been a year of surprises, perhaps none of them bigger than the arrival, 33 years later, of a “Coming to America” sequel.

Thirty years into a happy marriage, Akeem (Murphy) and his wife, Lisa, have 3 lovely daughters. What they do not have is a son, which is what Zamunda requires for an heir. As Akeem prepares to inherit the throne from his dying father, this lack of an heir in the next generation draws the attentions of Zamunda's warlike neighbor. Nextdooria is ruled by General Izzi (Wesley Snipes), who is ever eager to exploit a weakness. On his death-bed, Akeem's father (James Earl Jones) reveals that Akeem unwittingly fathered a child on that long-ago trip to America, a son who could rightfully become the next Prince of Zamunda. Akeem and his faithful sidekick Semmi (Arsenio Hall) travel back to Queens to recruit this young prince. Meanwhile, Akeem's oldest daughter, Meeka (Kiki Layne), chafes at being passed over for the throne.

“Coming 2 America” is every bit as dumb as you think it would be, and every bit as fun! They got an incredible number of cast members from the original movie to pop in for the sequel, including John Amos (as Cleo McDowell), Louie Anderson, and the list goes on. Is there Sexual Chocolate in the mix? Are the barber shop guys back? Yes and yes!

The sequel does bring in some fresh blood, including Tracy Morgan, Leslie Jones, and the promising, young Jermaine Fowler. Leslie Jones, in particular, is hilarious! The main attraction here, however, is all the callbacks to the original film. Even the plot is a retread of the original – a headstrong prince defies his father's plans for a political marriage.

It's tempting to say that Eddie Murphy is back. He was outstanding in 2019's "Dolemite is my Name," and he delivers the goods in “Coming 2 America,” but this film is very much a celebration of the past. If Murphy is hoping to move from beloved 80s icon to a relevant comedian today, “Coming 2 America” is not the project that will do it.

The bottom line is that “Coming 2 America” is a stupid-fun tribute to the original film. Fans of the original should absolutely watch it, and everyone else should not bother.

4 stars out of 5 (for fans of the original)

Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) ***1/2

 

 

You should definitely watch the first movie before this sequel, but just to catch you up, the world has been destroyed by a zombie plague, and the few human survivors eke out a living on pilfered food and siphoned gas. They refer to the horrifying, new world as Zombieland, and in Zombieland, people give up their original names and refer to each other by their hometowns. This presumably works because there are so few survivors, roughly 1 per city, I guess. I wasn't impressed by the original "Zombieland" at first, but the movie grew on me, so I was looking forward to spending some more time with these crazy characters: the tough zombie-hunter Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson), the neurotic, rule-obsessed survivalist Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg), and the grifting sisters Wichita (Emma Stone) and Little Rock (Abigail Breslin). By the end of “Zombieland,” they had formed the kind of unlikely family that is so likely in movies. “Zombieland: Double Tap” finds the crew still together 10 years later, in D.C., inhabiting the White House. Togetherness is starting to grate on these lone wolves, and they also face an increasingly dangerous world as the zombies evolve to become smarter, faster, and harder to kill.

The crew splits up, but... you guessed it, they are going to have to come back together in order to survive. Meanwhile, they meet some new survivors, including the dumb, pretty Madison (Zoey Deutch), the smart, pretty Nevada (Rosario Dawson), and a handful of others (including a cameo from Luke Wilson).

This is what Joe Bob Briggs would call a classic sequel, in that they basically remade the original movie. Anything you liked in the original is here, just amped up. That's not necessarily a bad thing. Director Ruben Fleischer keeps the mood light and the jokes coming. Like the original “Zombieland,” this is not in any way a serious zombie flick. It's just a rollicking good time and a good distraction from the actual end of the world.

3.5 stars out of 5

Friday the 13th (1980) *

 

Summer camp has a lot to recommend it as the setting for a movie, especially a horror movie. Teenagers are the most reliable customers Hollywood has, and everyone loves to watch movies about people like themselves. Populate a movie with a bunch of teen campers and counselors, and you are halfway to a hit. Plus, summer camp happens when the weather is warm, which means you get to put all those attractive, young actors and actresses in minimal clothing. Summer camp is a world without parents, isolated somewhere in the woods, which increases the level of freedom and also the level of danger. Narratively, this is perfect for the horror genre. “Friday the 13th” is probably not the first summer camp horror flick, but it's fair to say that it defined the genre, setting the die for dozens of sequels and copycats.

The story is deceptively simple. A horrible murder happened at Camp Crystal Lake back in the fifties, and the camp was shut down. Now the camp is being re-opened. Counselors arrive on a certain, unlucky Friday to get things in order for the big opening, but that night they are, one by one, slaughtered by a mysterious killer. The statute of limitations is clearly expired on spoilers for a 40-year-old film, but I'll keep mum about the identity of the killer. That twist is really the only interesting thing about the movie.

“Friday the 13th” blatantly rips off John Carpenter's "Halloween," particularly in its use of the camera to show the perspective of the killer. Where “Halloween” feels fresh and creative, “Friday the 13th” feels cynical. The whole purpose of the narrative is to systematically kill off these young people, and neither the cast nor the story offer anything to make it worth the ride. “Halloween” featured memorable performances from Jamie Lee Curtis and Donald Pleasence, and even a decent supporting cast. No one in the “Friday the 13th” cast does anything to distinguish themselves; they mostly just wait their turn to die. You may recognize a young Kevin Bacon in this film, but even he doesn't do anything interesting.

“Friday the 13th” was made to copy the style and success of “Halloween,” and it succeeded. Made for about a half million dollars, the movie grossed over $50 million, and spawned a wildly successful series of sequels. I'm sure teenagers in 1980 loved it, but I see no reason for anyone to watch it now. If you want to see a classic, campy, fun, summer camp horror movie, check out "Sleepaway Camp" instead.

1 star out of 5

I Used To Go Here (2020) ***

 

I recently re-watched “Old School,” a goofy comedy about some older guys getting back in touch with their college experience. “I Used To Go Here” is a less-goofy comedy about a woman (Gillian Jacobs) doing the same thing.

Kate (Jacobs) is having a rough time. In her mid-30s, she has broken up with her fiance. Worse, her first novel, which seemed so promising, is not selling well. We meet her as she gets the call that her publisher has canceled her book tour; they no longer consider her a good investment. The one bright spot in her week is a planned appearance at her alma mater, arranged by her creative writing mentor, Professor Kirkpatrick (Jemaine Clement). It's one last chance to promote her book and bask in the glow of being a published writer. Plus, Kate had a crush on Kirkpatrick in college, so that's in the back of her mind as well.

If Kate thought she would just slip back into college life as a more mature, successful version of herself, it doesn't work out that way. Kirkpatrick is married now, although he's not above a little flirting. The B&B booked for Kate is run by a strict, inflexible older lady (your standard B&B owner), so Kate winds up wandering over to the house she and her college friends once shared, meeting the students living there now, and getting sucked into their world for a couple days.

Kate's attraction to the adventure is understandable. Adult life is boooooooring, and in Kate's case, it is disappointing. How nice would it be to slip back into a time when you and your friends were just pure potential, when your future was so bright, you had to wear shades?

Gillian Jacobs is great casting as someone who almost looks young enough to hang out with a college crowd, but is still clearly a fish out of water. Kate's journey is ripe for comedy, and this is a funny movie, but her story also rings true. We all look forward to a future that is uncertain, and we look back on a past that seems clear in retrospect, no matter how confusing it was when we lived it. Kate simply gives in to the most common mental illness of all, nostalgia.

3 stars out of 5

The Invisible Man (2020) ****

 

In Greek mythology, the princess Cassandra was gifted with prophesy. When she rejected the god Apollo, however, he placed a curse on her, such that no one would believe her visions of the future. This is the predicament Cecilia (Elizabeth Moss) finds herself in after she escapes her abusive boyfriend, a wealthy optics scientist. No one believes her when she begins to suspect he is stalking her.

Other than the title and the idea of invisibility, this film has nothing to do with either the 1933 film or the 1897 H.G. Wells novel of the same name. Rather than focusing on the science fiction, this movie is primarily a story about escaping from an abuser. Adrian has resorted to all the usual tricks of an abusive lover, isolating Cecilia from loved ones and gas-lighting her. Cecilia, fortunately, retains enough inner strength to stand up for herself.

Elizabeth Moss delivers all of this with an absolutely gripping performance. This is an actress who is not afraid to “go there.” She appears in every scene, and she carries the film admirably. Credit must also go to Australian writer/director Leigh Whannell. Whannell is known for writing the “Saw” and “Insidious” movies, and he now appears poised to make a name for himself as a director. With patient story-telling and clever camera work, he has crafted as tightly-wound a thriller as I've seen since “Gone Girl.” You've got to see it!

4 stars out of 5

Soul (2020) ****1/2

 

The latest film from Pixar tackles the big questions: “Why are we the way we are?” “What is the point of life?” “What happens when we die?” This is ambitious stuff for an animated film, but trust me, you are in good hands with Pete Docter, the writer and director of classics like “Monsters, Inc.,” “Up,” and “Inside Out.” The guy is no stranger to deftly handling deeply emotional and philosophical material.

Jamie Foxx provides the voice of Joe, a jazz musician who gets his big break, then promptly has a potentially fatal accident. While his body is in a coma, Joe's soul starts its journey to the Great Beyond, then takes a side trip to the Great Before, which is where new souls are prepared for life on earth. While working desperately to return to his body, Joe meets 22 (Tina Fey), a grumpy, cynical, unborn soul who simply isn't interested in trying life.

“Soul” is a delight on many levels. The animation is outstanding. It's chock full of great music. (The jazz segments are by Jon Batiste, while the otherworldly parts of the film are scored by Nine Inch Nails.) Foxx and Fey provide excellent voice acting and comedic timing. Finally, much like the show “The Good Place,” “Soul manages to mix comedy with a serious exploration of the big philosophical questions.

Most animated movies are safe to watch with your kids. With ones that push the envelope a little, you might find yourself answering questions about where babies come from or something. No big deal. If you watch “Soul” with your kids, you may find yourself answering questions about where we come from, where we go when we die, and what is the point of living life in the meantime. Good luck with that!

4.5 stars out of 5

The Fog (1980) ***

 

With “Halloween,” John Carpenter established the slasher film as the dominant form of horror for the next decade, inspiring dozens of similar movies about teenagers being systematically slaughtered. Like “Halloween,” these movies follow what became one of the rules of horror films, which is that you get killed if you drink, use drugs, or, especially, have sex. Two years later, though, Carpenter released his next feature film, which wasn't about killing teenagers and didn't follow any of those rules. While others were busy copying “Halloween,” Carpenter was busy moving on to something different.

“The Fog” tells the story of Antonio Bay, a coastal town built on the fortune of a benefactor named Blake, whose ship foundered in a fog and sank in the bay before he could see the town built. Legend has it that Blake and crew will rise from the depths one day to avenge their deaths. As Antonio Bay prepares to celebrate its centennial, a strange fog rolls in from the sea, and you can probably guess what unsavory visitors it brings with it.

The best part of the movie is probably its cast. Carpenter managed to fill Antonio Bay with good-looking women, including Jamie Lee Curtis and Nancy Loomis (both from “Halloween”), Janet Leigh (famous for “Psycho”, and Jamie Lee Curtis's mom), and Adrienne Barbeau (who was Carpenter's wife at the time). Hal Holbrook stars as an alcoholic priest, and the character actor Tom Atkins plays the male lead.

“The Fog” is not one of Carpenter's best, but it's still a pretty decent movie, considered a minor, horror classic in some circles. Despite a budget of only $1.1 million, the movie has a professional look and feel. The story honestly does not make a lot of sense, but Carpenter makes excellent use of the camera and his excellent cast, imbuing the film with more humor and humanity than you have a right to expect from a low-budget, horror flick.

3 stars out of 5

Halloween (1978) **** and A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) **

 

I recently watched these 2 seminal horror films, and the contrast between them is remarkable. John Carpenter's “Halloween” has aged quite well, still providing a gut-twisting sense of dread that builds up to sheer horror. Wes Craven's “A Nightmare on Elm Street,” on the other hand, is not nearly as good as I remembered it. 

 

“Halloween” is a pretty straightforward story, without definite supernatural elements. A young boy named Michael Myers murders his sister in the 1960s. Fifteen years later, he escapes from the mental institution and returns to his hometown, where he terrorizes a group of teenagers. The movie works, in part, because it keeps things simple. You mix a homicidal maniac with some attractive teenagers, et voila! It has been the essential recipe for slasher films ever since. For better or for worse, the movie established many of the standard conventions of horror: 1) The killing of anyone who has sex, drinks, or uses drugs. 2) The Final Girl. 3) The killer who seems impossible to kill. That first point, that you die if you have sex, has become such a standard of horror films that it is a running joke, spoofed in movies like “Scream” and “The Cabin in the Woods.” This recurring theme probably says something messed up about our attitudes towards sex, but Carpenter denies that he had any moralistic intentions in writing “Halloween.”

Carpenter made “Halloween” with around $300k, which was ridiculously cheap even in 1978. He used his creative prowess to save money everywhere he could, including composing the score himself. For writing, directing, and scoring the film, Carpenter took a salary of only $10k. This bargain helped secure him creative control with final cut. On the back end, he negotiated himself a bonus of 10% of the profits, which worked out pretty well, as the movie has earned roughly $70 million, placing “Halloween” among the most profitable films ever, based on return on investment.

I think that the director having complete creative control is a big part of why “Halloween” is so great. This is not a horse built by committee. The movie also has a pretty decent cast, despite the low budget. The most notable, of course, is Jamie Lee Curtis, appearing here in her first movie role. She was a relative unknown then, but, as the daughter of Janet Leigh (Psycho), she brought some horror-film cred to the project. Curtis is really quite good in the role. She delivers a lot more personality than is typical for a character whose main job, historically, is to scream. Her female co-stars also deserve some credit. Nancy Kyes (credited as Nancy Loomis) and P.J. Soles lend some cuteness and comic relief to an otherwise intense movie. Because of its creative and financial success, “Halloween” became the template for many, many slasher films that followed.

One of those films is 1984's “A Nightmare on Elm Street.” Written and directed by Wes Craven, the film tells the story of a group of teenagers whose dreams are haunted by a sadistic killer named Freddy Krueger. In dreams, Krueger stalks the teens wearing a glove with knives on the fingertips, and when he kills you in a dream, you die for real! 

 

 

It's a creative concept. With a director of Craven's caliber (He was known for “The Last House on the Left” and “The Hills Have Eyes,” and he went on to create the “Scream” movies.), this should be one of the great horror films. Many critics think it is, but re-watching it now, I was very unimpressed. The film does have its good points, including capturing the twisted logic and geography of dreams, where buildings have rooms and floors that don't exist in real life, and one place seems to transition into another. Craven manages to create a tremendous amount of dread. The characters are safe as long as they stay awake, but after days of sleep deprivation, normal mental processes start to break down. Sleep, and danger, are just seconds away! The movie is diminished, though, by bad acting, dated 80's styles, and lame, soft-focus camera filters. The movie's biggest flaw, however, is its ending. I have an issue with the old, “It was all a dream!” scam that some writers pull on the audience, and Craven uses it here to undermine the entire story. For me to enjoy a movie, there has to be some level on which things that happen in the film matter. A nihilistic ending like the one here just makes me feel like I wasted my time. Nonetheless, the movie was wildly successful, sparking a slew of sequels, including a 2010 remake starring Jackie Earle Haley. Most critics felt the remake was terrible, but the original is widely respected and viewed as a horror classic. I guess I'll have to be in the minority on this one.

Halloween - 4 stars out of 5

A Nightmare on Elm Street - 2 stars out of 5