Friday, September 18, 2026

Power Ballad (2026) ***

 



In the latest from writer/director John Carney ("Once" "Sing Street" "Begin Again" ), Paul Rudd plays Rick, an aging, frustrated rocker fronting a wedding band. Rick still writes songs, but the wedding gig demands he only perform covers. One wedding, Rick meets an ex-boy-band star (Nick Jonas, of The Jonas Brothers) whose own career is flailing, and the two have a magical night of jamming and working out songs.


What happens next? This film doesn't have enough surprises for me to give any of them away. Suffice to say that “Power Ballad” is the usual John Carney love letter to the song-writing process. Paul Rudd doesn't have a memorable voice, and neither does Nick Jonas, in my opinion, but the two have great chemistry acting together and jamming on various instruments. Peter McDonald is charming and funny as Rick's best friend and lead guitarist, and newcomer Beth Fallon plays Rick's teen daughter with just right amount of bored surliness. This is not the most inspired John Carney movie, but if you like his films, it's reasonably entertaining.


3 stars out of 5

Saturday, September 12, 2026

Rumble Fish (1983) ****

 


If I asked if you remember that Francis Ford Coppola movie based on an S.E. Hinton novel about poor youths running wild, the one starring Matt Dillon and Diane Lane, you would almost certainly think of 1983's “The Outsiders.” The movie is a classic, and it kick-started the careers of several of its young stars. It turns out, though, that Coppola and Hinton teamed up on a second movie. While filming “The Outsiders,” the two wrote a screen adaptation of Hinton's novel Rumble Fish. After they wrapped “The Outsiders,” they stuck around Tulsa, OK, where that film was set, to film “Rumble Fish.” They used some of the same cast and crew, but filmed this one in a much more experimental style, using black-and-white film and techniques borrowed from French New Wave and German Expressionist directors. The movie was a commercial flop, but it has lived on as a cult classic that, in my mind, outstrips “The Outsiders.”


Matt Dillon plays Rusty James, a two-fisted teen gang leader who longs to live up to the legend of his older brother, Motorcycle Boy (Mickey Rourke). Motorcycle Boy once brokered peace between the gangs, but then left town. In his absence, heroin has taken over the streets, which have become a lot meaner. When Motorcycle Boy returns, everyone wonders what will happen. Rusty James wants to bring the old gang glory days back while hooking up with his girlfriend (Diane Lane), but it's unclear whether Motorcycle Boy wants to do much of anything. He seems to have lost interest in using his considerable street cred, and he becomes obsessed with the Siamese Fighting Fish down at the pet store. He refers to them as Rumble Fish, and he develops a conviction that if the fish were in open water with plenty of room to wander, instead of penned up in tiny bowls, they wouldn't always try to kill each other.


This is an excellent movie, and I can't believe it took me this long to hear about it. Rourke, Dillon, and Lane are outstanding, and they benefit from a supporting cast of stars (Dennis Hopper), future stars (Chris Penn, Laurence Fishburne, Nicolas Cage), and oddballs (Tom Waits). The black-and-white cinematography is beautiful, casting the grubby outskirts of Tulsa in stark contrast to the beauty of the film's stars. Diane Lane, in particular, looks like a million bucks in this movie.


It's been a while since I watched “The Outsiders.” I recall it being a good movie, but very melodramatic. I mean, all that “Stay gold, Pony Boy” stuff is practically self-satire. All the themes are clearly explained, which is probably why the movie was such a hit. “Rumble Fish” is slightly more subtle. It's a pretty obvious metaphor that Motorcycle Boy sees himself and his fellow youths in those angry, penned-up fighting fish, but at least Francis Ford Coppola lets you make the connection for yourself. That, combined with the percussive, anxiety-inducing soundtrack (by Stuart Copeland of The Police) and the movie being in black-and-white, probably explains why it failed at the box office. There was no general audience for this film in 1983, and honestly, there probably isn't today. The good news is that unlike in 1983, when movies had to live or die by what they made in the cinema, movies today can thrive on video and streaming, finding their audience over time.


4 stars out of 5

Sunday, September 06, 2026

Cleaner (2007) **

 


What happens when someone dies in a house? After the body is taken away, someone has to clean up. If the person was murdered, that can be an especially dirty job. If you aren't up for doing it yourself, you can call a guy like Tom Cutler (Samuel L. Jackson). A former police detective, Tom now has a cleaning business specializing in this sort of thing. Business is good until one of his jobs starts to smell off to him. When he goes to return a house key, the wife of the deceased (Eva Mendes) knows nothing about the cleaning or even the death. Tom starts sniffing around and gets caught up in a web of murder and police corruption.


It's a good noir setup, with a great cast that includes Ed Harris, Luis Guzman, and the legendary Robert Forster. I liked it, but I couldn't get rid of the nagging feeling that “Cleaner” should be better than it is. The plot doesn't quite gel. Every time the story gets interesting, it grinds to a halt so we can have a hard-to-watch father-daughter scene between Tom and his kid. The story builds to a ridiculous climax that includes a “child-in-danger” scene that you see coming a mile away. If they had left out the entire family subplot, I think “Cleaner” could have been a very serviceable neo-noir.


2 stars out of 5

Thursday, August 27, 2026

Arizona (2018) ***

 


There are 2 kinds of people: Those who like Danny McBride, and those who don't. I happen to like the guy. It has to be admitted, though, that he has very little range. He pretty much plays the same character in everything he does. In this one, that character happens to be a murderer.


When the housing/financial crisis of 2008 hit, Arizona was hit as hard as anywhere. They had the perfect setup for a crash – tons of suburban and exurban communities full of cookie-cutter houses decked out with granite countertops and Italian tile floors. The prices for these homes had been rising astronomically, but people kept buying, taking on more debt than they could afford, convinced that prices would only ever go up.


McBride plays Sonny, pressured on one side by an adjustable-rate mortgage that is becoming unaffordable and on the other side by a divorce, which puts him in the position of needing to sell a home that is worth less than what he owes on it. Sonny blames his realtor, Gary (Seth Rogen), and when an argument with Gary turns deadly, Sonny kidnaps the only witness (Rosemarie DeWitt).


As dark comedies go, “Arizona” is fairly fun if you are the kind of person who likes Danny McBride. The movie is unapologetically violent, and it should come with a trigger warning for people who lost their shirts during the 2008 housing crash.


3 stars out of 5

Sunday, August 23, 2026

Song Sung Blue (2025) ****

 



Hey Kids! Want to see a movie based on the real-life story of a Neil Diamond tribute band?! Yeah, I didn't think I would either, but it turns out “Song Sung Blue” is a pretty good time, with some winning performances and a rousing soundtrack.


Hugh Jackman plays Mike Sardina, a musician and recovering alcoholic struggling to make a living with his guitar. The thing about the music industry is that so many people want to be in it that you wind up with loads of truly talented musicians living hand-to-mouth, playing whatever small gigs they can get. Mike seems destined to remain in this tier. Then, in 1987, he meets a fellow struggling singer named Claire (Kate Hudson), who points out that he looks and sounds a bit like Neil Diamond. The two put together a Neil Diamond tribute act that, with their charm and talent, eventually wins them some regional success, although life continues to throw challenges their way.


Mike and Claire are real, and this is their real story, with the usual artistic liberties taken. The film is actually based on a similarly-titled 2008 documentary about the couple. While the timeline is compressed, the most bonkers parts of the film are all true. For example, Mike and Claire did open for Pearl Jam and play with Eddie Vedder, and in fact it was Vedder who later lobbied Neil Diamond to allow the use of Diamond's music in the documentary. Directed by Craig Brewer ("Hustle & Flow"), “Song Sung Blue” is a big-hearted tribute to Diamond's amazing musical catalog and to people who keep getting back up when life knocks them down.


4 stars out of 5

Sunday, August 16, 2026

Is This Thing On? (2025) ***1/2

 


Written by Will Arnett, directed by Bradley Cooper, and based on the life of a British comic named John Bishop, “Is This Thing On?” is a quiet, funny dramedy about a failing marriage, a failing life, and turning it all around.


Arnett stars as Alex, who is splitting up with his wife Tess (Laura Dern). Alex and Tess try to make the separation as easy as possible on their kids and their friend group. It isn't easy, as people have a tendency to take sides in these situations. Meanwhile, their bickering friends Christine (Andra Day) and Balls (Bradley Cooper) seem like the ones who should really be splitting up.


One night, on a whim, Alex signs up to do open-mike comedy, and he turns out to be good at it. His new hobby allows him to talk about his life, and the thrill of doing something creative gives him a newfound confidence and perspective. At the same time, Tess, who was once an Olympic volleyball player, is wondering if she peaked too soon.


“Is This Thing On?” is something we need more of: an unassuming, empathetic story about grown-up relationships. The emotions are real, the performances are excellent, and the comedy is actually funny.


3.5 stars out of 5

Saturday, August 08, 2026

Joy Ride (2023) ***

 



When Audrey (Ashley Park) gets the chance to visit China to close a business deal, she takes along her friend Lolo (Sherry Cola), who invites her weird, K-pop-obsessed cousin DeadEye (Sabrina Wu). In China, the girls meet up with Audrey's college friend Kat (Stephanie Hsu), formerly a horny wild-girl, but now an actress famous in China for playing good girls and saving herself for marriage. The four wind up on an Odyssey to find Audrey's Chinese birth mother, and there you go.


It's not a bad setup for a raunchy, road-trip comedy, featuring Asian women instead of black women, college guys, or middle-aged dudes. I guess everyone needs their own road-trip movie, and now Asian girls have theirs. I found it distracting how focused on race the characters were, but maybe that's how it is when you're a minority. As a white dude in a place that is mostly white, it's easy for me not to think about race. Audrey and Lolo, as the only Asians in their small, Ohio town, were probably never allowed to forget that they look different from everyone else. As Audrey says in Beijing, “If I lived here, I wouldn't always be the 'Asian girl'. I could be the 'smart girl' or the 'funny, nice girl'”.


As road-trip comedies go, “Joy Ride” is reasonably watchable. Director Adele Lim is best known as a writer on “Crazy Rich Asians”, but here, in her directorial debut, she shows promise behind the camera. She gets decent performances from a talented group of comediennes, and she keeps the story humming along, bringing it together in an hour and a half, which is remarkably concise for a movie these days. “Joy Ride” is not going to change your life, but if you want an uncomplicated laugh, take the ride.


3 stars out of 5

Saturday, August 01, 2026

Send Help (2026) ****1/2

 



I wasn't really sure what to expect from this film. I never saw a trailer for it, and the posters just featured Rachel McAdams on an island, covered in blood. Then I learned it is directed by Sam Raimi, who has done some truly great, original films (“Darkman”, The “Evil Dead” movies), but has also signed on for some Marvel Comics movies, so I had no idea which Sam Raimi would be showing up here. Turns out, “Send Help” is old-school Raimi – original, hilarious, in-your-face horror-comedy with a very sly sense of humor.


Rachel McAdams plays Linda Liddle, a nerdy office drone who is truly great at her job, but gets passed over for a promotion in favor of her boss's incompetent frat-buddy. Linda doesn't let it get her down. She talks to her pet bird, puts her nose to the grindstone, and vows to work even harder to earn her place. Then the company plane goes down, leaving Linda and said boss (Dylan O'Brien) as the only survivors on a tropical island. One other thing about Linda: she has aspirations to be on the show “Survivor.” Turns out she has made herself an expert on desert island survival. Even as she saves his life, though, her boss Bradley has trouble giving Linda the credit she deserves. The longer they are stranded, the more friction arises.


I won't give away any more than that. “Send Help” is full of surprises that I don't want to ruin. Raimi gets outstanding performances from both his stars, and McAdams ought to get an Oscar nomination. “Send Help” is funny, oddly-dark, and the best new movie I've seen so far this year.


4.5 stars out of 5

Sunday, July 26, 2026

Table 19 (2017) **1/2

 


Scrolling through my Netflix options one night, I paused on this film, because I saw it was by Mark and Jay Duplass. Turns out the Duplass brothers did write the screenplay and were meant to direct, but at some point, they were out. The production company brought in a guy named Jeffrey Blitz to rewrite the script and direct.


An ensemble cast including Anna Kendrick, Craig Robinson, Lisa Kudrow, and Stephen Merchant find themselves at a wedding reception seated way in the back at table 19. This turns out to be the table for random guests with minimal connection to the bride and groom, people who, as one character puts it, “Should have known to just RSVP that they weren't coming, after picking out something tasteful from the registry.” If you are guessing that these misfits wind up bonding, working through their issues, and forming an unlikely family – Bingo! It's basically “The Breakfast Club” at a wedding.


I won't ruin the film's few surprises by saying any more about the plot. It's really not that great a movie. Some of the plot elements don't make a lot of sense, and the actual sound mixing is dodgy, making it hard to hear what characters are saying at times. Still, a talented cast makes up for the bad script enough to make “Table 19” reasonably entertaining, and I'm giving it an extra ½ star for being less than an hour and a half long.


I assume there was some controversy at some point about the Duplass brothers leaving this film, but no one is talking about it, as a casual google search did not produce any stories about why there was a change. I wonder if it would have been a better film if the brothers had stuck around.


2.5 stars out of 5

Sunday, July 19, 2026

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) **** --Spoiler Alert--

 



This film picks up where 2025's "28 Years Later" left off, so it really isn't possible to talk about this movie without giving spoilers about the previous film.


“28 Years Later” left Spike (Alfie Williams) having just met some colorful, blond warriors. Well, it turns out they are a murder cult, wandering the British countryside fearlessly killing Infected and torturing and murdering any un-infected that they find. Spike is given no choice but to join them, but he is looking for a way out. Meanwhile, Dr Kelson (Ralph Fiennes) was living in something of a detente with the local Infected. We find him now trying to develop more of a relationship with the Alpha, whom he dubs Sampson.


Up til now, the “28” franchise films have treated the Infected pretty much like every other zombie movie: mindless beasts to be killed en masse, video-game-style. In “The Bone Temple,” we are reminded that the Infected are not zombies. They are not reanimated corpses. They are living people stricken with a virus. Through Dr. Kelson's budding friendship with Sampson, we start to peel back the layers of what is going on in the mind of someone with the Rage Virus.


If the monsters are a little more human in this sequel, the humans are more monstrous than ever. Jack O'Connell (“Sinners”) is menacingly charismatic as cult leader Sir Jimmy Crystal, but his cult's brutality is hard to watch. Even for a zombie movie, this film has scenes that will make you want to wash out your eyeballs.


If you can get past the gore and violence (If you are this far into this film franchise, I suspect you can.), “The Bone Temple” continues this story in a way that, even after 4 films, makes me want to keep watching. 

 

4 stars out of 5 

Monday, July 13, 2026

The Running Man (2025) **1/2

 



A while back, I re-watched the 1987 Arnold Schwarzeneggar movie "The Running Man." Those Schwarzeneggar action movies were big hits with Gen-X when we were teens, but as a grown man, I found “The Running Man” only mildly entertaining. It's too bad, really, as the story concept is a good one. I was excited when I saw that they were rebooting the movie, with Glen Powell starring. Powell (“Hit Man”) has a lot of charisma, and director Edgar Wright has a slew of excellent credits, including “Shaun of the Dead”, “Scott Pilgrim vs the World”, and “Baby Driver.” I had reason to be optimistic.


The essential concept of “The Running Man” remains the same, but Wright updates and changes the details quite a bit, compared to the 1987 film. Powell plays Ben Richards, who this time is not a convict, but a working Joe blacklisted for talking to a union rep. He is one of many desperate, unemployed people in an economy even more K-shaped than the one we have now. Richards and his family live in a shitty, urban desert with limited access to healthcare, while another portion of the populace live in a nice, clean, walled city, with armed guards keeping the poor out. Needing money for his sick daughter, Richards signs up to compete on The Running Man, a game show where a schmo like him tries to go on the run and stay alive for a month while being pursued by professional Hunters, bounty hunters, and the public at large. The show is a massive hit with an American audience that loves watching runners get messily murdered.


So, does Wright improve on the 1987 film? Just barely. I did find this version of the game, with runners being hunted in the world at large rather than on a set, more compelling, and it is apparently more true to Stephen King's 1982 novel. Some might say that the theme of a big corporation essentially running America, controlling the media and polluting the environment while a huge portion of the population struggles to find work and healthcare is very timely. Others might point out that these themes are presented in a hackneyed, puerile, 6th-grade-reading-level manner that does not live up to Edgar Wright's previous work. The film is clearly pitched to the level of young teens and tweens, and I suppose they need movies, too, but I was hoping for more.


2.5 stars out of 5

Sunday, June 21, 2026

No Other Choice (2025) ***

 


What first turned me onto this film is that it is based on a novel by Donald Westlake. The Ax tells the tale of a mid-level manager with technical expertise in a shrinking industry who gets laid off. Eager to get back to work, he finds that every time a job in his field becomes available, there are a handful of unemployed guys with his same skill set hustling for it. As the months go by and his joblessness takes a toll on his family, he hatches a plot to murder the other similarly-skilled men, so that he can get the next job that opens up. It's a dark story with moments of dark humor. It's a high-wire act for Donald Westlake to occasionally inject his trademark sense of humor into what is really a horrible tale about the people left behind by capitalism and progress. As I recall, he manages to pull it off.


Park Chan-wook (“The Handmaiden” “Oldboy”) follows Westlake's plot surprisingly closely in his Korean adaptation of the story. Lee Byung-hun (“Squid Game”) does a fine job as the desperate anti-hero. I will say that Park struggles a bit with the tone. His unemployed manager's inexpert efforts at murder create some madcap scenes of comedy that are a poor fit with the theme of good, family men murdering each other over a job. Still it's a good watch and a good story about the human cost of technological progress – a good fit for the zeitgeist in the era of AI anxiety. (This isn't the first film adaptation of this story, by the way. There is apparently a 2005 French film called “Le Couperet.” Maybe I'll check it out!)


One other thing, and this isn't limited to this movie: everybody yells a lot. This seems to be a feature of Asian films in general. Characters frequently yell and act in a campy, exaggerated way. And yet, in real life here in the U.S., the Asian people I know tend to be chill and on the quiet side. What's up with that?


3 stars out of 5

Sunday, June 14, 2026

Bugonia (2025) ****

 


This was one of 2025's Oscar nominated films that I hadn't gotten around to watching yet. I guess I was put off by the weird title and the image of Emma Stone's shaved head. I finally resolved to do my homework, and I'm glad I did.


Stone plays Michelle, a Big Pharma CEO who speaks corporate speak and wants to be the kind of leader who puts values over profits, but at the end of the day, she's just the biggest cog in a machine. Teddy (Jesse Plemons) and Don (Aidan Delbis) are cousins who blame that machine for their sad, low-rent lives. Teddy pressures Don, who is developmentally-delayed, to help him kidnap Michelle. His motive is not ransom or even murder, however. Teddy is convinced that Michelle is one of many aliens who live among us, secretly running and destroying the world. The cousins kidnap Michelle, shave her head (to keep her from signaling her mother-ship), and attempt to negotiate Earth's fate with her, while Michelle just tries to figure out how to survive.


“Bugonia” is an English-language remake of the South Korean film “Save the Green Planet!” Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos ("Poor Things"), with a screenplay by Will Tracy ("The Menu"), the film has a strong pedigree of dark comedy, and it lives up to it. Jesse Plemons and Emma Stone (even with her shaved head) are riveting. Stavros Halkias ("Let's Start a Cult") puts in an excellent, nuanced supporting performance. I'd say Aidan Delbis steals the show, though. Delbis is autistic himself, and his conflicted portrayal of Don, who is torn between his conscience and his loyalty to his cousin, is heartbreaking.


As for that weird title, it's a nod to the film's environmental themes. Bugonia was supposedly an ancient Greek folk practice in which farmers would sacrifice an ox, believing that bees would spontaneously generate from its corpse.


4 stars out of 5


With “Bugonia”, I have watched the majority of last year's Oscar nominees for Best Picture. It may be tough to complete the list. “The Secret Agent” looks okay, so I'll probably check it out. “Hamnet” looks long and boring, and I really don't feel compelled to watch that Timothee Chalamet movie about ping-pong. I mean, maybe if it were pickle-ball!

Saturday, June 06, 2026

Fackham Hall (2025) ***

 


Everyone who watches TV or has read Jane Austen knows that British landed estates can only pass to a legitimate male heir. Thus, a lord without a son faces the prospect of his wife and daughters being kicked out of the family mansion upon his death, so that a brother or nephew can take over the lordship. The only solution, apparently, is to marry one of those daughters off to the inheriting nephew, thus keeping everything in the family, so to speak. This is why those old paintings of British royalty feature such, ahem, distinctive jawlines.


Variations on this theme have formed the backbone of many a British, period drama, with “Downton Abbey” being a recent example. “Fackham Hall” is a broad sendup of these dramas. This silly farce features all the archetypes: the slutty daughter, the smart daughter, the haughty cousin/heir, the poor orphan with a mysterious past. These characters ham it up, delivering rapid fire jokes reminiscent of “The Naked Gun.”


What “Fackham Hall” lacks in comedic refinement, it makes up in quantity. The jokes are fired at us non-stop out of a machine-gun of broad, British wit. The theory is that if you aren't laughing at the last joke, you'll laugh at the next, which comes right on top of it, or maybe at the next one. It mostly works. The film isn't a comedy classic, but if you have ever watched a British period drama, you'll get the satire and at least a few chuckles out of it.


3 stars out of 5

Friday, May 29, 2026

The Housemaid (2025) ***

 


OK, first a little housekeeping. There was the dystopian TV show starring Elizabeth Moss called “The Handmaid's Tale.” There was the 2016 Korean erotic thriller "The Handmaiden." And now there's this domestic thriller starring Amanda Seyfried and Sydney Sweeney, called “The Housemaid.” That's the one we are talking about here.


This type of movie is all about plot twists and turns, and I don't want to give them away. Sydney Sweeney plays Millie, a girl down on her luck and desperate for a job. Nina (Seyfried) hires her for a live-in maid position. It doesn't take long before we learn that both of them have some secrets, and the job isn't what Millie thought it would be.


Any more details would ruin the trashy fun of watching this erotic, scary, sometimes funny movie. The film is based on the novel by Freida McFadden, directed by Paul Feig (“Bridesmaids” “Freaks and Geeks”). It's not a movie that is going to change your life, and honestly, it's not going to make you like men very much. What it is, is solid entertainment. When it shows up streaming free on one of your services, I suggest you check it out.


3 stars out of 5

Sunday, May 24, 2026

Honey Don't (2025) ****



It still feels strange to me to see the Coen brothers, Joel and Ethan, pursuing separate projects. For most of my movie-watching life, they were a legendary team: writing, directing, and producing films like "Raising Arizona," "Miller's Crossing," and “The Big Lebowski” together. The reality is that since 2021, they have been doing their own separate things. What Ethan Coen has been up to is working with his wife, Tricia Cooke, on a trio of lesbian-themed films. You can't really call it a trilogy, as the characters and stories are not linked. The first film in the trio was 2024's “Drive-Away Dolls,” which I found reasonably entertaining, but not nearly as good as the Coen brothers' best work. Now, with their second film, Coen and Cooke seem to be finding their footing.


Margaret Qualley starred in “Drive-Away Dolls,” and she returns for “Honey Don't” as a completely different character. She plays Honey O'Donahue, a private eye with a weakness for booze and the ladies. When a prospective client dies in a car crash, Honey wonders what are the odds that someone would call her office in trouble, then die the next day in an “accident.” She starts poking around, and the trail leads to a shady, cult-like church. The pastor, Reverend Drew (Chris Evans) regularly has “congress” with his female parishioners, and he runs a drug dealing operation out of the church. Meanwhile, Honey may have found her soul-mate in a lady cop (Aubrey Plaza).


“Honey Don't” does not break any new ground, nor is it trying to. Honey is a textbook noir detective from the school of Chandler and Hammett, who just happens to be female and gay. All the traditional plot elements are in place: the murdered client, dark secrets, the tension between the private detective and the established police force. Coen and Cooke do here what many noir directors have done before them, and they do it well. The dialogue is snappy, the twists are surprising, and the lesbian angle adds just enough spice to make it all feel fresh. (And by spice, I mean graphic, lesbian sex.)


4 stars out of 5

Saturday, May 16, 2026

Roofman (2025) **1/2

 


In the late 1990's, Jeffrey Manchester robbed about 50 McDonald's restaurants. His modus operandi was to hack through the roof of the store in the middle of the night, then wait inside to rob the store at gunpoint when the employees showed up the next morning. His unique mode of entry made him famous as “Roofman”. Of course, he eventually got caught, but he managed to escape from prison to the town of Charlotte, NC, where he hid out in a Toy's R Us store. He made himself a hidden nest where he slept during the day, coming out at night for food and exercise. He wound up living there secretly for 6 months, dating a local woman and joining her church.


It's no surprise someone would make a movie out of this story. What does surprise me is that writer/director Derek Cianfrance made such a hackneyed, predictable film out of this wild tale, and assembled an all-star cast to do it. Channing Tatum plays Manchester, Kirsten Dunst plays the love interest, and they get support from LaKeith Stanfield, Peter Dinklage, and Juno Temple. While the cast is talented and game, the script is no great accomplishment. The only surprising story elements are the ones that come from Manchester's real-life antics. The narrative glue that Cianfrance inserts to turn the story into a 2 hour movie is treacly and predictable. You can see every plot point coming a mile away.


“Roofman” does offer something we don't see a lot in film, namely people attending church regularly. It's also a very family-friendly movie, despite its R rating (presumably because we witness a couple of armed robberies and Channing Tatum's naked butt.) For these reasons, I suspect the film will find an audience, and good for 'em! Not everybody wants to watch art movies about gay cowboys eating pudding (If you know, you know.)


2.5 stars out of 5

Wednesday, May 06, 2026

The Phantom of the Paradise (1974) ***

 


If you thought “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” was too conventional and predictable, this is the movie for you! Writer/Director Brian De Palma is known for pushing boundaries in movies like “Carrie” and “Scarface”, but this black-comedy rock opera is outre even for him. The film borrows themes from “Faust”, The Picture of Dorian Gray, and of course The Phantom of the Opera.


William Finley plays Winslow Leach, a singer-songwriter whose music is stolen by an unscrupulous producer named Swan (Paul Williams, who wrote the music for the film). When Winslow tries to assert his rights, his face gets horribly disfigured, so he dons a mask and takes to haunting the music hall owned by Swan. Lurking in the shadows, Winslow promotes a singer with whom he is obsessed (Jessica Harper), and he learns Swan's secret to youth.


There's no way I could describe just how strange this musical film is; you just have to see it for yourself. This bizarre flick is not good in any traditional sense, but it is eye-and-ear candy for lovers of cult classic films. Paul Williams really lets himself go wild with the music, and Jessica Harper is as charming here as she would later be in 1977's “Suspiria.” Whether you are a Brian De Palma completist or just love a cult classic, this is one to check out when you are in the mood for something weird.

3 stars out of 5

Saturday, April 04, 2026

Gentlemen Broncos (2009) **1/2

 


This one slipped by me back in 2009. It's by Jared and Jerusha Hess, the creators of "Napoleon Dynamite." As classic as that film is, I was disappointed by their follow-up, "Nacho Libre," and I guess I stopped looking out for offerings from the Hesses.


In “Gentlemen Broncos”, Michael Angarano plays Benjamin, an awkward, home-schooled high-schooler who writes sci-fi/fantasy stories. When he submits one of his stories at a writing camp, an established author (Jemaine Clement) steals his ideas. Initially oblivious to the plagiarism, Benjamin and a couple of new friends (Halley Feiffer and Hector Jimenez) turn Ben's book into an amateur movie. Competing versions of Ben's vision eventually collide.


With “Napoleon Dynamite”, the Hesses were working with mostly unknown actors, but that film cast a long shadow, and they were able to get some recognizable names in this one. Jennifer Coolidge is charming as Benjamin's mom. Mike White, who also produced the film, is characteristically weird as a Big-Brother-type mentor from Ben's church. Sam Rockwell is unrecognizable as the movie version of Ben's novel protagonist. I would say Jemaine Clement steals the movie as the villainous sci-fi writer Chevalier. He plays it straight as a self-important has-been with ridiculous advice for young authors.


When the Hesses premiered “Napoleon Dynamite” at the 2004 Sundance Film Festival, it was something new and fresh. With a cringy sense of humor and pacing that demanded patience, the film introduced unforgettable characters like Pedro, Uncle Rico, and Napoleon himself, a shoe-gazing super-nerd with a big inner life. Since then, the Hesses have struggled to recapture that lightning in a bottle. 2006's “Nacho Libre” fell flat in my book, cringy without much humor. “Gentlemen Broncos” gets back to their “Dynamite” roots – a nerd who conceals a creative soul under his awkwardness makes some weird new friends. The story is not as fresh this time around, and they rely more on potty humor than on originality, but the story occasionally displays some heart. If you are a big “Napoleon Dynamite” fan, this is one to watch when you can't find anything else.


2.5 stars out of 5

Saturday, March 28, 2026

Caught Stealing (2025) ***

 


Movies that blend genres have to walk a thin line to get the tone right and maintain it. Guy Ritchie's “Snatch” is an example of one that gets it right, blending violence and humor in just the right proportions. Darren Aronofsky's latest, “Caught Stealing,” is one that struggles a bit to walk that line.


Austin Butler plays Hank, a washed up baseball player whiling away his life tending bar, drinking heavily, and hooking up with his impossibly-cute girlfriend, Yvonne (Zoe Kravitz). His shady neighbor Russ (Matt Smith) asks Hank to cat-sit while Russ is out of town, and things take a left turn when a parade of Russian, Colombian, and Orthodox Jewish mobsters come looking for Russ.


“Caught Stealing” has its share of laughs, thrills, and shocks, but they don't fit well together. The zany, heavily-accented characters are entertaining, but they are a bit too madcap for the number of shocking deaths in the film. Fortunately, excellent cinematography and an outstanding cast (including Butler, Kravitz, and Regina King) make up somewhat for the plot issues. Aronofsky doesn't hit a home run here, but he manages to make it around the bases eventually.


3 stars out of 5